When you really want to say, “Book a hotel room for Prom” but don’t know how…

So, ladies, you say you want to get down and dirty with your man for prom?  He’s been waiting nearly a month and you’ve seen him chatting by the Coke machine with that slut Heather?  Are you certain you want to hand in that V-Card but you’re afraid that if you come out and say it he’ll immediately disrespect you to the point that he tries for the Southern Trespass on that fateful night just because you had one too many Boone’s Farm Spritzers?

Well, do I have the dress for you!

BAM!

Right in his face!  Say it all without saying a word!  Now everyone at the party will know you’re going to be getting some tonight.  You might even make your math teacher blush.

Now, get out there and get fitted for this giant vagina dress and take hold of your sexual destiny!  Have fun!  Take lots of pictures!

[via BWE]