When you absolutely, positively, need everyone in the room to know you’re in the Sex Industry…

This was sent my way in response to the genital gown from yesterday, but while that was a happy accident this is just terrible.

Frankly, I don’t have much to add.  But unless you’re a hooker, a stripper, a porn star, or you’d like everyone that sees you to think you’re one of these things, these are probably not for you.  According to the source website, these are made in Japan.  And I highly recommend that you don’t click on this link (LSFW) unless you enjoy the triple threat of laughter, awe, and disgust all rolled into one.

All I know is that if these make their way to America, we’re going to need a new entry on urbandictionary for “Muffin Top”.  Yikes.

[Thanks to Double M for the tip]