Waving Goat cannot mask his true evil

Cute, right?

By now you’re probably all familiar with the internet sensation that is the Waving Goat.  Yes, it’s very exciting (the video is at the bottom of this post if that’s the only reason you’re here).  I’ll tell you something you might have missed while celebrating this anthropomorphized farm animal – his scary as hell eyes.

That’s right, did you know goat’s pupils are rectangular?  Well, waving your mom to come over and “feed him a carrot” is one thing, but no matter how human this goat might seem, nothing changes this:

Enjoy your internet fame, goat.  I know what you’re really up to.